Dear Dumb Diary #3: Am I the Princess or the Frog?
Scholastic Inc | ISBN 9780439629072 Paperback
160 Pages | 5.28" x 7.56" | Ages 9 to 12
"Dear Dumb Diary,
I got another poem today from You-Know-Who!
'She is the fairest blossom, true,
She blooms in any weather.
But I must love her from afar.
We'll never be together.'
Signed, M.P. Can you believe the pain he's in? His suffering? The crushing heartache he endures every time he sees me? Gosh, it just makes me so happy!"