Meet Will Greenfield
"If I survive this trip, I'll never cheat on another math test!"

Will is already making deals with himself before the Phoenix even pulls away from the dock. What could be more miserable than a month at sea when the bathtub makes you queasy?

"If I get through this, I swear I'll floss. Every night!

Four weeks trapped on a floating sardine can with a crew of wackos and juvenile delinquents. Seasickness, lousy food, and not so much as a deck of cards for entertainment.

But the worst part, the real killer, is that she is going to be there!